ORDER OF THE RED BACK SPIDER - For distinguished disservice to Australia.

Past Awards
Collective Award to James Hardie Board and ex Directors, ex-Chief Executives Officer and ex-Chief Financial Officer for trying to avoid compensating asbestos victims.
Germaine Greer, expatriate author. Awarded for lectures from afar on our shortcomings.  Increasingly bizarre fresh gimmick every year,
John Pilger, expatriate journalist, way out left, features prominently in print and TV. Awarded for suggesting Australian troops are legitimate targets in Iraq.
Guy Rundle, editor of left wing magazine Arena. Awarded for supporting Iraqis against our troops.

Issue No 5 - Autumn 2005. No suitable candidate was nominated for this issue.

Issue No 4 - Summer 2004 sets a precedent - a collective award - to the Directors, ex- Chief Executives Officer and ex Chief Financial Officers of James Hardie, even though some deserve individual awards.
Asbestosis was known to be a significant health risk for years before James Hardie gave up using it in 11987. In effect they consolidated all claims into the Medical Research and Compensation Fund (MRCF), which they left with about $300 million to meet all future claims on the basis of some wishful thinking, to put it kindly. James Hardie then relocated to the Netherlands in 2001.
In doing so they promised the NSW Supreme Court that $1.9 billion in partly paid James Hardie shares would be available to cover any further  needs of MCRF. Today $1.9 billion seems about right, indicating that they knew all along the scale of the liabilities. Somehow or other James Hardie had the shares cancelled quietly in 2003.
A scathing report was handed down by Commissioner Jackson. The reaction was to appoint a woman as chair to deflect criticism and to eventually terminate the CEO and CFO, but with enormous payouts. If the board were not complicit in the plot to evade responsibilities, they were incompetent.  The new chair was on the board committee that had recommended the share cancellation, which was never publicly announced.
History shows that James Hardie will only pay up, as little as possible, only under extreme pressure. The company can afford the full compensation without going broke, so there is absolutely no reason for prolonging proceedings. They are dealing with people with a wasting disease, made worse with worry.
Is it any wonder that people rail against the capitalist system when we see such attempted evasion of responsibilities by the ‘captains of industry’?
 
Issue No 3 - Winter 2004. Germaine Greer receives an ORBS award for her  outbursts of rubbishing Australia.
Not that she is any worse than a lot of other expatriate Australian self proclaimed intellectuals who rubbish Australia. Sometimes they do it on the occasional visit, usually funded by the taxpayer directly or indirectly, when they give a talk to like minded locals who hate Australia. Sometimes it is in the overseas press to give the locals a chance to sneer and laugh at the expense of Australians. Since it is printed overseas, it is good enough to be reproduced here by our cringing media.
Greer’s proclamation of affinity with Aborigines (greeted with a mixture of bewilderment and hostility by the latter), her purchase of Queensland rainforest  and her adulation of boys all seemed gimmicky.
The latest essay, ‘Slack and Insufferable’ tells why she could not abide to live in Australia. Her main problem seems to be  the old story about drab suburbia. (Living abroad, she perhaps hasn’t realized that a great many locals are busily defending the same suburbia against over-development! In suburbia, family and community living flourishes.) Those of us who have got away from the tourist track of ruins and quaint villages in Britain will be surprised that the row after row of houses, often drab, or grim housing blocks is more uplifting than suburban Australia.
 Greer had earlier shown an Australian larrikin spirit when her work at least showed off beat independent thinking, whether you agree with the ideas or not. Recent outbursts have become progressively sillier. Perhaps she is indulging in the time honoured trick of pulling our leg, laughing quietly at the outrage, while taking the money, which gives her a chance to maintain her life style without having to do the serious research as she used to do.

Issue No 2 - Autumn 2004. John Pilger has gone further than Guy Rundle, inaugural ORB. Yes, Pilger is an Australian, another pontificating expatriate, who has written books and produced loaded documentaries from a hard line way out Left position. His ORBS award  is for this exchange on Lateline, in which he was supporting the Iraqi terrorists as patriots.
Tony Jones: Can you approve in that context the killing of American, British or Australian troops who are in the occupying forces?
John Pilger: Well yes, they’re legitimate targets. They’re illegally occupying a country. And I would have thought from an Iraqi’s point of view they are legitimate targets, they’d have to be, sure.
Tony Jones: So Australian troops you would regard in Iraq as legitimate targets?
John Pilger: Excuse me but, really, that’s an unbecoming question.

The Macquarie dictionary defines unbecoming as improper, unseemly. The questioner is  deemed unseemly when he seeks the straight answer that he knows will be unseemly. Pilger tries to duck away from saying straight out that he supports the killing of Australians by the terrorists.

 Issue No 1 - Summer 2003. The inaugural award goes to Guy Rundle for the following excerpt from his newspaper article published in The Australian (10/4/03):

‘Had the Iraqis fought back tooth and nail against the coalition, my support would have been with them and against our troops - for whatever that is worth to anybody.’
What support? Does it mean that Rundle would have cheered on his valiant Iraqis if they were ambushing and shooting Australian troops?
Rundle is the co-editor of Arena, a well-presented magazine devoted to fashionable leftist causes. There were many contenders for inaugural award, but Rundle was a clear winner. From now on he is entitled to call himself Rundle ORBS, and certainly will be in this magazine.